Girl : aaj meri date hai Friends : oh! Babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ Boy

Girl : aaj meri date hai friends : oh! babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ boy : bc aaj date hai meri!! friends : chalo bc sab ke sab paise contribute karo, bhai ki pheli date hai koi kami nahi honi chahiye.

Girl : aaj meri date hai Friends : oh! Babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ Boy

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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Girl : aaj meri date hai Friends : oh! Babe ache se tayiyaar hoke jana! ^-^ Boy

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